A wonderful song from sugarcat Orion (with *some*
help from his caregiver and typist Diana)
Goin 2 de vets n de stupit car
note from the author: My Ma sed Mae-bean wanted de werds 2 dis song... An Davit now yer Mom can sing 2. When dere is big letturs, that is when U sing rilly loud.When U R finished, jus sing it again and again.
Hope U didnt fall off anyting las nite, Davit.
I hope de res of de sugarcats here
like dis song Goin 2 de vets n de stupit
car LET"S GO HOME! LET ME
OWT! De stupit car goes nowhere
good LET ME OUT! THIS IS NOT
RITE! Pleez, Mom, pleeze - I
wont swat my fat brudder.
De stupit vet lives way 2 faar
I hates my box. De car smells bad.
Mom's all wurried an I am sad.
I NO U NO WHAT I"M YELLIN ABOWT!
LET ME OWT! I HAV 2 PEE!
IF U LUV ME SO, DON TORTUR ME!
I wood kill it if I cood.
When it's sleepin, I sit on it's hed
I bite it good but it wont stay ded.
IT MAKES ME SCART. IT MAKES ME BITE!
LET"S GO HOME! I WILL B GOOD!
AN BEHAVE LIKE A GOOD CAT SHOULD!
Pleez, Mom, pleeze - U R de bestest mudder.
Pleez, Mom, pleeze - I will cleen my plate.
Pleez, Mom, pleeze - before it's 2 late!